attack of the sillies
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Dick’s balls

December 31st, 2009

A bit tacky, but funneh: And now, time to watch Dick Clark’s balls drop. Or something like that. (Sorry, sorry!)

window bonking

December 30th, 2009

It’s so funny to watch boycat #2 staring out from the living room door, peering at boycat #1 staring out of the sliding glass door, both doors leading to the balcony. Boycat #2 keeps getting battle ears and charging, faceplanting against the window. Boycat #1 reacts as if boycat #2 has landed upon him, and retreats from the window. I do wonder what they’d do with a glass wall partition rather than a solid wall.

trigger finger

December 18th, 2009

Andrew (talking about computer game): “Not only do I enjoy hand-to-hand combat–”
me: “You’re clicking a button…”
him: “Not only do I enjoy the idea of hand-to-hand combat…”


cat box

December 17th, 2009

The cat climbed the small mountain of boxes in my room and found a big one only half-filled with books to nap in. Every so often he changes position, to which the box jiggles suddenly. It’s amusing me.


December 17th, 2009

WARNING!!!!!! Facebook will automatically scan your brain through your monitor. To block, go to Kitchen –> Cabinets –> Upper Right Drawer –> then REMOVE box that says “Aluminum Foil.” Wrap all remaining foil around your head. Facebook kept this one quiet, Copy and paste into your status to warn all friends!

sweded classic

December 12th, 2009


lord of the pelvis

December 10th, 2009

Andrew: “I can’t speak Elvish.”
Me: “Yes you can… ‘Thank you, thank you very much.'”
Andrew: *closes eyes, twitches, fights the urge to laugh and say, “Augh!” at the same time*

square search

December 9th, 2009

“What are the square shapes in my bowel movements?” This was intermixed with the other google search terms people have used to trip across my site. I don’t even know why in the world they might be asking. Did they swallow Chiklet gum pieces whole without chewing?

s’no fool

December 7th, 2009

The cat: *sneaks out to the balcony* “Haha, I’m outside!” *looks around for a moment* “GACK, I’m outside!!” *hops back in*

cult classic

November 20th, 2009

I predict that the Twilight series of movies will become the new Rocky Horror Picture Show.