attack of the sillies
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rescue cat

October 28th, 2009

I love how, when I close the door to use the bathroom, Tank’s cat’s paws appear under the door, along with him caterwauling, “OH MY GOD, you poor human!  You have somehow been trapped on the other side of this barricade!  I HEAR YOU IN THERE, they must be torturing you. I’ll save you!  Why couldn’t I have been born a polydactyl?! There are water hazards in there, you know! OH GOD, I can hear it now! HEY! Is there any food in there?”

closet hippy

October 28th, 2009

Commenting on the 70s clothes I’d grabbed from the thrift store for a Halloween costume:
Y’all can meet my alter ego, Saffron, on Saturday.

methane dreams

October 16th, 2009

Ahh, there’s nothing like a three-hour nap. With a cat’s butt in your face.

clucked up

October 12th, 2009

Commenting on a Craigslist ad advertising a job plucking and preparing chickens for cooking:
Someone wants help dressing chickens. Are chickens the type of creature to wear top hats and foofy dresses, or bib overalls and calico? At any rate, what a weird job to have.