XDD!

attack of the sillies
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window licker

December 30th, 2010

I once made a screensaver from this video:

The cat’s been staring at Andrew’s monitor for the past hour, mesmorized/freaked out by the puppy licking Andrew’s monitor clean. So funny…

naughty bits

December 29th, 2010

Male friend: “I’m trying to mount this CD.”
Me: “I think the CD might be too small…”
Yeah, I’ll just be over here in this handbasket…

needs more dinosaurs

December 21st, 2010


Here’s one of my dad’s favorite Christmas clips.

electrifying

December 16th, 2010

on getting a perm:
Welp, I stuck my finger in the light socket again.

omnomivores

December 15th, 2010

I just came up with this: “Omnivores eat anything. Omnomivores eat everything.”

bum bum

December 15th, 2010


I just introduced Andrew to… the Bum Bum Song.

distracted

December 12th, 2010

Me on the bus: “I CAN’T WAIT TO GET HOME OMG GONNA THUD-FACEPLANT SO HARD AUGH!”
Me at home: “Ooh, internet.”

workout

December 12th, 2010

A coworker asked this morning if I were doing okay.
“Yup!” I said perkily. “Except things are sore that I never expected to be.”
“Like legs and feet from standing all day?”
“Yeah, but… my butt?? Wha?!”
She laughed.

he’s slow

December 11th, 2010

I bought a betta, set up the tank in the bedroom, and waited for Andrew to notice. It took him a few hours:

Andrew stopped, tilted his head, and then bellowed, “WHY is there a FISH in our room?!!”
I giggled, “He followed me home, can I keep him huh huh??” I told him if he wanted a different name for it than “Bob”, he’s welcome to the task.

neighbors

December 8th, 2010

Release… THE ELEPHANTS!” *feels, not just listens to, the upstairs neighbors stomping about*