attack of the sillies
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March 29th, 2010

friend: “Don’t swallow.”
Me: “That’s what she said!”
friend: *ignores me*

job security

March 25th, 2010

1) Create landscaping business.
2) Ineffectually blow leaves around an expensive condo parking lot on a really windy day for 4 hours.
3) (…?)
4) Profit!
–This fool-proof business plan has been provided by the company hired to keep this complex clean. So to recap, look busy = get more money for doing less.

behold, his puckered anus

March 21st, 2010

My cat needs a hobby, right now he thinks it’s great fun to sit on my chest with his butt in my face. Thanks, Cat, couldn’t get through the day without saying hello to ol’ One-Eyed Sphinky.

no one survives

March 18th, 2010

I’m such a housemom–there’s nothing more gratifying than a houseful of roommates snoring loudly, having been slain by my cooking and uber backrubs.

time-traveling robots

March 3rd, 2010

“Art deco… more than meets the eye.”

I looked up, and squealed with laughter–I’d seen a photo of this building last week, some guy asking snarkily where the building was at with the Transformers on it. Bwahahaha!

geeky wars

March 2nd, 2010

*suddenly decides to let the laptop’s touchpad and the USB mouse duke it out by using both at the same time. Which will win…*