XDD!

attack of the sillies
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wonderbar

April 30th, 2010


Someone linked to this in honor of Arbor Day. I’m finding the German version to be even more giggle-inducing.

on getting older

April 26th, 2010

I was strollin’ by the bathroom mirror, when I stopped and gave myself a closer look. I am slowly inheriting my mother’s jowls. NUUUUUUUUuuuuuu…

mwah!

April 22nd, 2010


Ew, sick. I’d like to see this gentleman castrated. Wow, look how uncomfortable she is.

it’s a tad windy

April 21st, 2010


Oh look, 110 mph winds. Let’s go skiing!

I’ll smoke crack the normal way, thanks

April 19th, 2010

Oh look, a pharmacy in Indiana that specializes in suppositories.

never change, Canucks

April 17th, 2010

Learn about STDs through the eyes of a superhero. Fight the Sperminator, who has penises for arms, and watch him spooge all over himself as you answer questions correctly, all to a kicky soundtrack. Brought to you by Canada.

nailed it

April 14th, 2010

Me, regarding lady playing accordian@park: “Video game.”
Gamer friend: “Nawww.” *listens* “Wait–Final Fantasy 7 battle theme??”
Me: *preens*

meowing cabinet

April 12th, 2010

I love it when the guest friend’s kitty joins me in the bathroom, I open the cabinet, and he saunters in. He then begins trilling once the door is closed, the entire cabinet reverberating with it.

rimshot

April 9th, 2010

I can’t resist hitting this button when Andrew’s trying to listen to one of his audio books. He’s at a critical, plot-revealing moment in which some prophetic, poignant thing is said, and then “BAH-DUMPH-TSHH!” *snickers* He tends to purse his lips together and give me The Look for that. Hehehehehe.

interesting premise

April 8th, 2010


Tesla was the electric Jesus. (NSFW, language, drunken stupor)