attack of the sillies
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deep thought

August 27th, 2010

Ever notice that no matter how you’re dressed, you look out of place at Walmart?

all the nutrition, none of the taste

August 27th, 2010

I know what I’m cooking for dinner tonight! — note to roommates: KIDDING.

worst game ever

August 23rd, 2010

There is now a perturbed wet cat attempting to refloofify himself in the living room. I drew the water, then ran up and down the hall a few times, him chasing after me. On my last trip down the hall, he slipped into the bathroom and I closed the door. “Okay, now what are we playing?” he meowed at me curiously. I picked him up. He purred. I placed him carefully in the water. He stopped purring.

guess not

August 23rd, 2010

Andrew was watching a YouTube video on the Zoroastrians when this flashed on the screen. He paused it and asked, “What does this look like to you?”
So I glanced up. “It’s Shakespeare at a secret Elks meeting.”
Andrew gave me a look.
I started laughing. “Oh, it’s not a Rorschach test?”
He cleared his throat. “I’m going to ask this again…”

the missing piece

August 12th, 2010

I shared this link, saying simply, “Just LOL…”

nice package

August 10th, 2010

Awkward sentence of the day: “I can buy a package of buttons to button your… package. Erm…”

running away

August 6th, 2010

I’m laughing at all the kids dancing around the square (and the block he’s standing on), it reminded me of muppets with their hair flopping about.

cheesy filk

August 6th, 2010

I don’t live far from Tillamook, OR, and came up with this while touring the cheese factory: An ode to Tillamook® Cheese: “Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to diss a brie…”

true story

August 3rd, 2010

Sell a beverage in a plastic bottle as grape juice, and it’s kid friendly. Sell it in a wine bottle as “dealcoholized”, and suddenly you have to be 21+ to buy it. rofl, ahh America.