attack of the sillies
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memorable quotes from work

February 28th, 2011

Hipster guy: “Do you sell organic water?” Indonesian woman: “I want organic fruit juice that contains no sugar at all.”

dihydrogen monoxide

February 28th, 2011

Andrew couldn’t speak for laughing for several minutes tonight. “Organic water? Yes, each bottle contains H2O and nothing else.” “What’s that?” “Two parts oxygen to one part hydrogen.” “Isn’t hydrogen explosive?” “Yes! Yes it is! OMG runnn!”

thinking all the time

February 28th, 2011

Andrew, on his way down the hill to work: “Think of me!” me: “I do!” A: “Aww.” me: “How to tickle you, how to annoy you…” He gave me the Slovak scowl, then his chuckle echoed through the parking lot as he wandered out of sight.


February 28th, 2011

I say this is a video exemplifying the more memorable customers whom I interact with. Andrew says this is every [store name]’s training video. *snickers*

mind-numbing muzak

February 28th, 2011

No really memorable quotable customers today. I do remember borrowing the tune from “Nights in White Satin” as I was stocking the boxes of pasta. “Shells & White Cheddaaaarrr…” I stopped, listened to myself, shook my head sadly, and continued to warble quietly to myself. rofl

customers are not always right

February 27th, 2011

My first full day alone in the health foods. A few people were angry at me for not intimately knowing our inventory even after explaining I was new, one man was snarky enough to find the answer himself, “Here’s the answer so you don’t piss off the next guy,” and one girl wanted “stuff”, that was “round” and “flat”, and made of berries.

Me: “A.. fruit.. roll-up?”

“Yeah! It’s flat.. and stuff!”

no accounting for taste

February 27th, 2011

Andrew: “Why do you own the Twilight series?”
me: “I had them before I met you.”
A: “You like them?!!”
me: “No!” *laughing*
A: “Then why do you have them!??”
me: “To taunt you!” *more laughing*
A: “You like them!”
me: “Nope!”
A: “Then why do you own them?! AUGH!” *stomps off*
me: *falls out of chair*

trashy date

February 27th, 2011

Why is it that I’m having the weirdest mental image for a vlog series? “Hi folks, today, I’m taking out the trash.” *pan to a candlelit dinner, the full garbage bag in one chair, me in the other, wooing it* “So, are you wearing a drawstring?”

chasing fairies

February 25th, 2011

I’m going to heck for giggling at this, but it made my night. I especially liked minute 1:36 when the guy beans himself against the lightpost.


February 24th, 2011

Ahh, internet. Thom Yorke of Radiohead made a recent and rather spastic video to the tune “Lotus Flower”. People have had fun putting the video to different music. This one killed me.