attack of the sillies
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something new on the menu

June 24th, 2011

Ichthyon the Wonder Betta Fish learned a new trick! He’s at the bottom of the tank, on his side, not moving. Oh, wait…

On another note, sushi anyone? (KIDDING! EW!)

sleight of beforehand

June 24th, 2011

me: “Wiggle your nose!”
Andrew: “…Wha?”
me: “Wiggle your nose!”
Andrew: *dinkadinkadink*
me: “Now look in your knife bin!”
Andrew: “The… knife… bin?” He looks, pulls out cigs. “What–how–wha–”
me: “Wiggle your nose again!”
Andrew: *dinkadinkadink*
me: “Now look in the kitchen cupboard!”
Andrew finds more cigs. “How did those get there?”
me, laughing: “Magic!”

feline freak out

June 12th, 2011

I remember this lady from college who told me the day she had lain towels on the kitchen counter in preparation of some craft or another, when her cat hopped onto the counter with enough velocity to send it skidding across the countertop, sailing atop the towel, into the sinkful of tepid, soapy water. I remember it because the way she told it had me near to peeing.

lookers of things

June 12th, 2011

“We look for things. And stuff.”

blue poo

June 12th, 2011

Unfortunate truths: did you know that eating fresh spinach has the same effect as the natural result of drinking grape koolaid or eating a large amount of blueberries?

time to play

June 10th, 2011

Apparently, the cat is feeling neglected. He dragged his cat toy to the room door and let loose with a proper “MROWW!” rather than the demure squeak he’s known for. Okay, okay, I’ll play with ye.

future crazy cat lady

June 10th, 2011

She really likes cats.


Also, all of this is fake:

Good reporting there, Fox.

dry humor

June 10th, 2011

Stupid idea I just had: empty water bottle labeled Dehydrated Water. Instructions: “Just add water.”


June 7th, 2011

I can’t wait until the world has a hipsterectomy and goes back to hippies. *snickers*

a rainbow of amusement

June 7th, 2011

I’m watching Andrew change colors as he guffaws to “1000 Ways to Die” on Netflix.