XDD!

attack of the sillies
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squall line

September 30th, 2011

Nearly every time that Andrew is sitting in the living room and I’m washing my hands or a dish in the kitchen sink, I sprinkle a little water his way. He looks at me with the most perturbed look on his face, to which I’m looking at the ceiling as if I’m expecting rain. It never works, of course, but it makes us both laugh.

on patrol

September 28th, 2011

“me: “Hello, cat. You know, I am able to use the restroom by myself.” cat: “NUUU, you need supervision. LET ME IN!” *puts paw under door and bodyslams into it when I do lock him out* “I HEAR WATER! Don’t fall in!” and if I do let him in: *stands there for two seconds and then wants out again* me: “Was that all?” cat: “Perimeter secure.”

mechanical kitty

September 23rd, 2011

Someone was banging something in their vehicle outside the window.
Andrew: “What was that?”
Me, sounding confident I knew what I was talking about: “The cat.”
I love that it took Andrew a moment to consider that. “Wait, what? It is not!”

nerdly lamentation

September 21st, 2011

Friend and I were talking about Chris’ lack of articulation before coffee in the morning. “Coffee good, coffee, yes.” I teased, “Can you imagine Chris at work without coffee?” (She works at a web development firm.) “Firewall, BAADD!”

if at first you don’t start…

September 15th, 2011

*listens to the neighbor outside* Yes, that’s exactly what you do, when the car doesn’t start the first ten times, lean on the starter for five whole minutes…

Farmville with more grinding

September 11th, 2011

On the topic of a new Facebook game based on Dirty Dancing: Finally, a game where I can not only farm watermelons, but carry them around. *snickers*

overcrowded

September 9th, 2011

I found a window seat on the bus when getting back home from grocery shopping. A petite woman sat next to me in the aisle side, and when it was my turn to get off, she scooched her legs over, necessitating me to fall over her with my load of groceries to get off the bus. The bus wasn’t even crowded, she just didn’t feel like standing to let me out.

Awesome: The temperature climbing 13 degrees while riding the bus to the grocery store. Awesomer: The person next to you refusing to stand so that you can get off said bus. I had to literally fall into the aisle to get to the door. lol

math problem

September 8th, 2011

Hobbits are to food as Andrew is to naps. LOL

pointing out the obvious

September 5th, 2011

Andrew: “What are we dining on for dinner?”
Me, deadpan: “Food, probably.”
He looked off into the distance and licked his lips, wondering how he fell into that one. “What’s the weather going to be like?” was his next question.
Me: “It’ll be light, followed by a period of dark. Tomorrow, it will be light again.”
He shooed me out of the room, laughing.

snark

September 3rd, 2011

Pirate quote… Frrom muggle: “the british are coming!”
Guy in british royal navy: “no, we’re just breathing hard.”