attack of the sillies
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August 29th, 2012

So, the cat fixates on licking something whenever you scratch his butt in just the right way. Andrew was pinned by the bedcovers when I saw the cat hovering near his feet. The cat started ALALALA-ing upon Andrew’s ticklish toes, which I kept up for as long as I could before I had to stop to collapse over Andrew’s stomach, laughing my fool head off. Also:
Andrew: “So, tell me something.”
Me, my mouth hovering next to his ear: “… Something.”
Andrew gave me a look.
I guffawed.

not going there

August 29th, 2012

Andrew toddled out to the living room and bade me cuddle him back to sleep. On our way down the hall he veered into the bathroom. I called after him, “I’m not cuddling you in there!” “Shh,” he griped.

possessed device

August 28th, 2012

Soooo, Andrew had trouble with the Roku earlier. He was trying to watch some mind-rotting conspiracy shows from YouTube, but when he typed in various words, it wrote other words. He didn’t bother to read the words, he just deleted them and continued typing. If he had read the words, they would have typed out: “Kill kill kill we are watching hello Andrew.” I had an iPad app in the form of a remote, and I was messing with him. BEST APP EVER. :D

standard answer

August 27th, 2012

Andrew: “Do you know what the weather will be tomorrow?”
Me, with standard bratty answer: “Light, followed by dark.”
Andrew, with exasperated sigh: “Temperature? Humidity?”
Me: “Yes, there will be those too.”

fur thing

August 25th, 2012

Andrew picked up a shoulder-covering fur thing from somewhere and brought it home. He then gave it to a visiting friend, who forgot it on her way out the door. I called after her, “You forgot your roadkill!”

bird pun

August 25th, 2012

Is a group of crows a murder most fowl?


August 22nd, 2012

Andrew: “You know, I’m really happy.”
Me: “You must be, you keep saying it.”
Andrew: “… My dad once said, ‘You should only need to tell the truth once–‘”
Me: “So, you’ve been lying to me?”
Andrew smacked the chair. “Augh!”


August 21st, 2012

Nothing makes me laugh quite as hard as the sight of the cat freaking out, hopping in place over a stationary feather toy. *boingie boingie boingie ZOOOOM!* as he skids out of view.


August 17th, 2012

Sherlock on tv: “the game is on!”
Andrew: “No! The game is afoot!”
Me: “…The game could be on a foot…”
Andrew: *whips his head around so fast he gets whiplash, and gives me such a look*
Me: *sputters*


August 15th, 2012

Andrew: *snores in computer chair in front of TV*
Andrew: *snores in morning nap*
Me: “Pancakes!”
Andrew: *groan* *gets up, eats* *hands me plate* *toddles back down the hall to faceplant again*
Me: “Hehehe.”