XDD!

attack of the sillies
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January 30th, 2013

can’t breathe

cat flinging

January 28th, 2013

The cat and I have this Thing where I pick him up and run out to the living room to fling him either upon a chair or on the couch, and then I run back down the hall to which he comes running after. I’ll do this 5-6 times, and then just stand in the hallway waiting for him. When I don’t scoop him up again, he’ll brush up against my leg, meow, and just stand there, waiting for me to fling him around again.

thot kontrowl

January 25th, 2013

I sang to myself while fixing lunch, “Another Brick in the Wall“. “We don’t need no edjumuhcation…” Made myself giggle.

historically accurate

January 21st, 2013

Andrew is watching a show about the 100 year war. “This is about 7 years in,” he informed me, but actually the war lasted 117 years or so.”
Me: “But they called it 100 because numbers didn’t exist then.” And then we watched a procession of soldiers marching along a landscape, lots of flags and banners waving in the breeze. “It was also before color was invented, so this is only an interpretation.”
Andrew shook his head.
Me: “All they had were radios then.”
Andrew: “Beat yourself.” I made his brain hurt.

aliens

January 18th, 2013

aliensAndrew was watching some historical thing on Netflix regarding the Dark Ages. “This guy’s glass was poisoned, but as he prayed over it, the glass fell and shattered.”
Me: “Aliens.”
TV: “And then this guy went to take a bite of a poisoned piece of meat, but a dove came in and knocked the tasty morsel out of his hands.”
Me: “Totally aliens.”
Andrew: “It was not aliens! Shut up!”
Me: “Teeheehee…”

*headdeskdeskdesk*

January 18th, 2013

Wow, way to pay attention to BIG ORANGE SAFETY CONES WITH SIGNS THAT SAY DANGER, ICE.

like a whirlwind

January 16th, 2013

I closed the door because I like the heat in this room higher than what Andrew prefers in the rest of the house, I’m working on a podcast so I locked the cat out so that I can work in quiet. And the light is on.

Andrew comes in, rummages for five minutes looking for something, growls that he can’t find something, the cat comes in and fights me for attention, Andrew then leaves the room, shutting off the light, leaving the door open, letting in all the cold air, the cat now sitting contentedly on the bed and yelling at me for shutting him out.

beatboxing cat

January 16th, 2013

My cat has learned how to beatbox. Unfortunately, he barfs at the end.

(I then had to explain beatboxing to an aunt.) To “beatbox” is to make noises with your mouth as if making the sounds of a drum. You hear it a lot in rap music, someone spitting and psst-ing and pssshh-ing and clucking into a microphone as someone else talk-sings, hehehe.

I heard this rhythmic noisemaking coming from the hallway and arrived just in time to watch my cat hork a hairball.

terrible weather

January 15th, 2013

This made me snicker. And also to shake my head, who cares about such firm “open hours” if both the customer and the employee are amiable to an early or late transaction?

locavocals

January 15th, 2013

I almost woke up Andrew, snickering over a comment someone had left on the Chocolate Rain youtube video: “Puberty hit this kid like a train.”