attack of the sillies
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my lips already look like I smooched a fire, I don’t need the help.

April 29th, 2013

I want to know exactly what is “soothing” about lip balm that contains menthol. “It tastes like burning!” Soothing, mah butt.

not a music fan

April 29th, 2013

LOL, I started warbling a song by Whitney Houston to the cat, in the worst possible way. He laid his ears back, widened his eyes, considered it for about a minute and then left in disgust. Ahh, the fun I have around here…

become part of the magic

April 29th, 2013


anti-gravity cat

April 28th, 2013

One of my favorite things I ever did with Jarl was the day that kitty-daddy was out in the living room, watching bemusedly as Jarl amused himself clawing his way up the walls (true story). At one point, Jarl came down the hallway, to which I scooped him up, and held him on his side, and just poked his head around the corner. Soon enough, the cat meowed, to which kitty-daddy turned around, observed the cat hovering in mid-air, and asked, “What the…” I then poked my head around the corner, and then Jarl and I disappeared again around the corner, whilst dude killed himself laughing. Heehee.

my little sack of potatoes

April 27th, 2013

There’s nothing quite like a one-cat stampede as he gracelessly flings himself up and down the hall. Hee.

don’t even get me started on the hubcaps

April 27th, 2013


Okay. You got me. The real reason we can’t have a car is that Andrew will want to redecorate it this way.

and stop stealing socks

April 27th, 2013

Dear universe: I’d really like to have my car key back. Please put it back in the drawer where I know I put it. I’ll look later to make sure you have complied.

lol :

my awesome boss

April 25th, 2013

For some reason, I was thinking about some of the more memorable experiences I’ve had when working. There was the time I worked at my hometown’s bakery-deli, and on a day off cut my left finger open while trying to open a can. I ended up the ER and had five stitches. The following day at work, my manager kept yelling at me for wearing plastic gloves while preparing raw food.
“Get those things off!” she bellowed.
“But I have to keep my stitches dry, I can’t get my hand wet.”
“You’re wasting our gloves! Get them OFF!”
“But I don’t want to infect my hand!”
“What’s wrong with your hand?”
“I accidentally cut one of my fingers, there are stitches on it!”
“Well, why the f* did you do something so stupid as that? And take those gloves off!”

way to go, Jorah

April 25th, 2013

GoT thought: When Daenerys’ two advisors objected to her bargaining one of her dragons for the slave army, I had to facepalm. I thought to myself, “Jorah might as well have said, ‘But my lady, YOU speak Valyrian!’, and outed her.”

Moo. Moo? Moo.

April 24th, 2013

Diablo II- The Secret Cow Level