XDD!

attack of the sillies
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eep

July 30th, 2013

Me: “Hey Andrew, why aren’t you following me to the living room?! Whenever I run teeheeing towards the bedroom you’re right on your feet chasing me. Why am I running alone the other way? Is our love one-sided?!”
Andrew: “… Shut up! C’mere!”

boobs

July 29th, 2013

twilek5In SWTOR, I made a very tall, very stocky-muscular female Twi’lek, and dressed her in a minimal slave dress. The NPCs she talks to are used to shorter characters, and so their eye contact keeps staring squarely at her fun bags. One NPC said it was a pleasure to see her. That’s what he’s supposed to say to all who approach him, but it was such an appropriate and funny comment that I very nearly splorfled coffee all over my screen.

my god, where did it go?!

July 29th, 2013

Andrew isn’t feeling very well, he’s been up all night with a very achy knee. He feels warm, and asked me to feel for his forehead.
“Yup, your head is still there,” I couldn’t help joking.
He giggled.

swingers

July 29th, 2013


Fast Swing Dancing – ULHS 2006

This really needs to become a thing again. lol

snarfle, snarfle

July 25th, 2013

It’s rather amusing listening to Andrew try to laugh with the CPAP trying to cram more air in.

earworm fever

July 25th, 2013


Rita Moreno – Fever – Animal – Muppet Show

This song is in my head. You’re welcome.

death by noms

July 24th, 2013

Me: *piles Andrew’s plate with baked potatoes and a pork chop*
Andrew: *eats*
Me: *piles his plate full up again with the same*
Andrew: “Oh god.” *manages half the plate*
Me: *makes brownies, puts a just-out-of-oven bit in front of him*
Andrew: “What are you doing to me?!” *eats*
Me: *notices bit of brownie still on plate* “Aww, you didn’t like it.”
Andrew: “Shut up!”
Me: “Want another?”
Andrew: “No!”
Me: “There’re more potatoes, I’ll dish you up some.”
Andrew: “No!”
Me: “How about–”
Andrew: “No!” *runs down the hall and hides under covers*
Me: “Another glass of iced tea?”
Andrew: “Ahhhh!” *hugs me to death*

pole position

July 15th, 2013

Chris was standing on the other side of the intersection, waiting for the light to change so that I could get across. She was attempting to shade herself from the sun, which was almost directly behind me, so she stood behind the light pole. I called out, “I can still see you!” She called back, “I wasn’t trying to hide from YOU.” Heeheehee.

limber

July 13th, 2013

The cat is sleeping in the most ridiculous pose I’ve ever seen. He’s on his side, front paws wrapped around one straight leg which has been drawn up to his head. The other leg is pointed tailwards. I’m sure it’s comfortable but oye.

firm, not squishy

July 12th, 2013

Andrew called me after work to verify the day’s shopping list.
A: “Do you want Roma tomatoes?”
Me: “No, I want the big ones.”
A: “I like the big ones too.” He pauses. “I did not just say that.”
Me: “What? I didn’t hear anything.”