attack of the sillies
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mocking the montage

August 31st, 2013

Chris has been watching a lot of crime shows on Netflix lately. So every time I hear the trendy music without any dialog, I belt out, “Forensic montage!” kinda like in the linked video. She rolls her eyes.

Today, I was extra annoying: “Forensic montage, gonna find some fingerprints, yeah, it’s forensics, science is cool, they’re gonna recompile that data YEEAHHH!” in the most terrible high-pitched sing-song voice ever. I think her eyes rolled clear out of her head on that one.

long Vine

August 30th, 2013

My sister gets her first tattoo

Ahahahahahaha. The eyebrows are what killed me.


August 30th, 2013

Billy Quan – Blades of Fury

I always thought the intro and outro were a bit long, but I enjoyed when they flung the dummy around. They certainly did a lot in this episode.

there, not there

August 29th, 2013

Me: *fucking with the cat*
Me: *pulls the feather toy too fast in front of cat’s eyes*
Cat: *begins spazzing out that the toy is gone*
Me: *jiggles the toy a foot away from him*
Cat: *hisses at me for interrupting him as he searches for the toy that had until recently been in front of him* “Staaahhp with the noises, I’m looking for the toy, it was RIGHT HERE…”
Me: *sighs, puts the toy in front of him again*
Cat: “Ah HA! There you are. C’mere–HEY!” *toy gets yoinked out of his sight again*

it was there, I had to

August 29th, 2013

Me: *puts tablet of paper on bed beside me so I can type up notes*
Cat: *comes out from under desk to sit on pad of paper*
Me: “Really?”

he rolled all over and I fell out

August 28th, 2013

I’m dorking about on the computer. I see Andrew readjust an arm, eluding to the fact that he’s half-awake.
Me: “You can spread out.”
Him: *realizes I’m awake, looks over, makes a noise, and then drags all his covers over to my side, resumes snoring*

kickin’ it weird school

August 25th, 2013


Ladies and gentlemen, Portland’s Unipiper.

model behavior

August 25th, 2013


The secret to Andrew’s fashion sense. *runs away cackling*


memorable, if not spellable

August 24th, 2013

“What would blended cucumber taste like?”
“Isn’t that an actor?”

I keep chortling every time I see that. Poor Mr. Cummerbund.


August 20th, 2013

Creed – With Arms Wide Open

The first words of this song always crack me up, because I always mishear them as, “My ankles hurt…”