attack of the sillies
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cruel but funny

September 29th, 2013

Dogs in Boots Compilation

Here, kitty kitty kitty… *dies laughing*


September 28th, 2013

I live in an incredibly pretentious conglomeration of condos owned by hipsters. I see some fairly head-desky stuff out the window sometimes. This was one rather weird example, the day a tropical storm decided to blow through our area.

“There’s a twat who’s decided to use his leaf blower out in the driveway. He actually looked up grumpily at the heavens, apparently thinking ill of the storm blowing leaves around while he’s trying to blow leaves around. The storm apparently picked the wrong day to show up.”

I never pass up the opportunity

September 26th, 2013

Andrew: “I want breffistes!”
Me: “Too bad, I’m already working on lunchesses.”
Andrew: “So what’s cooking?”
Me: “Food.”
Andrew: “Augh, what kind of food?”
Me: “The edible kind.”
Andrew: “Oh for god’s sake! Tell me what it is!”
Me: “It is a gender-neutral pronoun best used for inanimate th–”
Andrew: “Goddamn it!”

Heehee, I do so find it enjoyable to be a brat whenever possible.

good thing the door was open

September 25th, 2013

Andrew: *toots under the covers*
Me: “Oh, oh god.”
Andrew: *starts to pull the covers back*
Andrew: “I have to use the bathroom, sorry!” *pulls CPAP off of face, the smell assails him* “Oh good heavens.”
Me: *falls over laughing*

well, that didn’t last long

September 24th, 2013

Andrew: “You don’t offset goodness with bullsh*!”
About ten minutes before, I had sat at his feet to hug his leg, rub his tummy, and let him hug on me, before I began tickling him. When he objected, I exclaimed, “I was nice to you for ten minutes, now I get to ticky!” *snickers* We’re both hopeless.

he’s cute enough to cause cavities, but come on

September 23rd, 2013

Few things make me snarf as unattractively as when Teddy tries to eat the laser pointer light and ends up biting a paw.

Bop! Whack!

September 22nd, 2013

Andrew: “What the heck?”
Me: “Batman!”
Andrew: “Huh?”
Me: “Chemical abbreviation for sodium.”
Andrew: “… Oh geez.”


September 22nd, 2013

Me: *closes bedroom door*
Andrew: *opens door, leaves it open*
Chris: *opens door, leaves it open*
Cat: *opens door, leaves it open*
Me: ಠ_ಠ

slow news day

September 22nd, 2013

I linked to an online article via my hometown paper in which they linked to the short segment they devoted to the rampaging bulldozing neighbor. It’s a bizarre story, and I suppose it’s news, but the paper has been rather committed to bringing every possible morsel of relevant information to the masses.

My comment: Good ol’ PA.

realistic battle sequences

September 18th, 2013

Jeri Ryan (Seven) and Wil Wheaton (Wesley Crusher) appear on Wil’s show about tabletop games, and hilarity ensues.