attack of the sillies
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November 30th, 2013

I roasted a bird for 3.5 hours, made homemade mashed potatoes, admittedly the corn was out of the can and the stuffing was out of the box, but let’s hear it for being well enough to manage that. Even Chris hovered around the kitchen and took off with a plate, lol. What is it with cats being underfoot?…

suddenly, parachutes

November 30th, 2013

AMAZING Skydivers Land Safely After Plane Crash

Nine people, on two planes, getting ready for some group skydiving, all equipped with parachutes and cameras, all fall safely away from the aircrafts, all parachutes open flawlessly, and all land safely in the designated spot they had planned to convene at anyway.

Trigger warning for explodey things, but everyone lands safely, pilots included. There’s probably a punchline in there somewhere but I’m not that gauche.

20 different ways

November 29th, 2013

The Little Mermaid – “Body Language” in Foreign Languages

Now I know how to say “body language” in two dozen different languages. LOL

the claws do nothing

November 29th, 2013

Funny Cats Sliding on Wood Floors Compilation 2013

2:36, I imagine doing this with my dorkbutt cat.


November 29th, 2013

Cats Talking to Humans Compilation

Every conversation with roommate ever (we have meow wars).

the Tweedle Twins

November 28th, 2013

Judge Judy – Dumb and dumber

If you’re in a court of law and you are the defendant, don’t admit to the crime you’re attempting to plead innocent to. Duh.

my heart went off

November 22nd, 2013

My Heart Will Go On (Love theme Titanic) – Emile Pandolfi piano

Yeegads, this just came on Pandora and I thought to myself, “He sure is tickling those ivories.” The frivolous twiddling got a thumbs-down from me. lol

paper cut

November 22nd, 2013

Chris wandered by Andrew’s side table, and observed that the guy in the picture on the front of the paper PCC pamphlet had been stabbed many many times. That would explain why I heard “stabbity stabbity” throughout the evening last night.

unsatisfactory answer

November 21st, 2013

Andrew’s telling me a bit of LoTR lore.
Andrew: “Did you know that Galandriel had one of the rings of power?”
Me: “Yes. I’ve watched the movies.”
Me: *snarfs and flits out of the room*

no one’s claiming that bag

November 20th, 2013

How could this happen to me?

I guess no one wanted to reach out and claim that sucker.