attack of the sillies
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I mishear on purpose

December 14th, 2013

Chris: “Okay, I’m going to buzz my face, brush my hair, and put on my shoes.”
Me: “So, wait, you’re going to buzz your shoes, put on your hair, and brush your face?”
Chris chuckles.

And then the other evening, as Andrew was getting tucked into bed for the night: “Put the fan on me, and then turn it on.”
So, I lay the box fan across his legs, and then started speaking to it seductively.
Andrew: “AUGH!”
Me: “Heehee.”

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