attack of the sillies
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15 minutes of fame = half mil?

October 27th, 2013

One of the homes that were run over by the bulldozer in PA is now for sale. They’re calling it a “fixer” (it was knocked off its foundations and shoved about 150 feet away), and because it’s a “famous location”, they’re trying to milk it for $450,000. LOLOLOLOL

not bigger on the inside

October 14th, 2013

How desperate are we?! (Not very.) :))


“Modern kitchen.”


triple header

May 21st, 2012

Three separate people messaged either Andrew or me today to tell us they were trying really really hard to secure some free self-sealing beer bottles for Andrew. All three people were unwittingly trying to procure the same items from the same person. I had a horrible moment of wanting to say yes to everyone, just to see who would score and who would be left out while jostling with each other. I didn’t, but I was tempted.

warmer sound

May 19th, 2012

Someone on Craigslist advertised a free “analog” TV. I know they mean a not-flat unit with a vacuum tube, but I had a different mental image due to the word in quotes–an empty picture frame that someone holds up to their own face to view the world through.

Kinda like these seen-on-TV “HD glasses” a former workplace sold. As if our vision doesn’t already provide us a roughly 16×9 view of the world, hehehe. These days, the same company would probably schlep “3D glasses” under the same premise.

clucked up

October 12th, 2009

Commenting on a Craigslist ad advertising a job plucking and preparing chickens for cooking:
Someone wants help dressing chickens. Are chickens the type of creature to wear top hats and foofy dresses, or bib overalls and calico? At any rate, what a weird job to have.