XDD!

attack of the sillies
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15 minutes of fame = half mil?

October 27th, 2013

One of the homes that were run over by the bulldozer in PA is now for sale. They’re calling it a “fixer” (it was knocked off its foundations and shoved about 150 feet away), and because it’s a “famous location”, they’re trying to milk it for $450,000. LOLOLOLOL

not bigger on the inside

October 14th, 2013

How desperate are we?! (Not very.) :))

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“Modern kitchen.”

(Source.)

triple header

May 21st, 2012

Three separate people messaged either Andrew or me today to tell us they were trying really really hard to secure some free self-sealing beer bottles for Andrew. All three people were unwittingly trying to procure the same items from the same person. I had a horrible moment of wanting to say yes to everyone, just to see who would score and who would be left out while jostling with each other. I didn’t, but I was tempted.

warmer sound

May 19th, 2012

Someone on Craigslist advertised a free “analog” TV. I know they mean a not-flat unit with a vacuum tube, but I had a different mental image due to the word in quotes–an empty picture frame that someone holds up to their own face to view the world through.

Kinda like these seen-on-TV “HD glasses” a former workplace sold. As if our vision doesn’t already provide us a roughly 16×9 view of the world, hehehe. These days, the same company would probably schlep “3D glasses” under the same premise.

clucked up

October 12th, 2009

Commenting on a Craigslist ad advertising a job plucking and preparing chickens for cooking:
Someone wants help dressing chickens. Are chickens the type of creature to wear top hats and foofy dresses, or bib overalls and calico? At any rate, what a weird job to have.