XDD!

attack of the sillies
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I mishear on purpose

December 14th, 2013

Chris: “Okay, I’m going to buzz my face, brush my hair, and put on my shoes.”
Me: “So, wait, you’re going to buzz your shoes, put on your hair, and brush your face?”
Chris chuckles.

And then the other evening, as Andrew was getting tucked into bed for the night: “Put the fan on me, and then turn it on.”
So, I lay the box fan across his legs, and then started speaking to it seductively.
Andrew: “AUGH!”
Me: “Heehee.”

snow fairy

December 1st, 2013

A friend posted a video about throwing boiling water out into the very cold arctic air in the Canadian province she lives in, and watching it turn immediately into something frozen. So of course I had to be a brat and comment, “So THAT’s how they do it!” She wrote back, “As you can see by my back yard, I’ve been very busy!” rofl This is what happens when you put two silly people together.

noms

November 30th, 2013

I roasted a bird for 3.5 hours, made homemade mashed potatoes, admittedly the corn was out of the can and the stuffing was out of the box, but let’s hear it for being well enough to manage that. Even Chris hovered around the kitchen and took off with a plate, lol. What is it with cats being underfoot?…

pawversations

November 29th, 2013


Cats Talking to Humans Compilation

Every conversation with roommate ever (we have meow wars).

paper cut

November 22nd, 2013

Chris wandered by Andrew’s side table, and observed that the guy in the picture on the front of the paper PCC pamphlet had been stabbed many many times. That would explain why I heard “stabbity stabbity” throughout the evening last night.

use the restroom, do the splits

November 3rd, 2013

Things I never thought I’d have to say to my roommate #10:
“Please stop lubing up the floors.”

it certainly is

October 22nd, 2013

Today’s out of context comment: “Gravity. It’s a thing.”

Nobody ever talks to me. I don’t understand it.

October 9th, 2013

Friend on IM: “How are you holding up?”
Me: “With my feet, and sometimes with my butt.”
Me: “And sometimes I use an assistive device called a bra. But mostly with my skeleton.”

mrm

September 22nd, 2013

Me: *closes bedroom door*
Andrew: *opens door, leaves it open*
Chris: *opens door, leaves it open*
Cat: *opens door, leaves it open*
Me: ಠ_ಠ

analogy

September 16th, 2013

Chris mentioned she was amused by the world’s biggest rump toy at the local fetish store.
“If it fits, I sits?” I had to quip.
She laughed harder.