attack of the sillies
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it’s a thing

June 27th, 2013


Someone once told Andrew that he reminded them of the character Nigel Thornberry. On a lark I looked up this character on YouTube, and then showed this to Andrew, who promptly died. Yep, that’s him, bad accent and all.

Also, people have put this “blargle” to various soundtracks, famous movie scenes, and music. Search for “Nigel Blargle” and have fun.

tree’d knees

June 15th, 2013

There’s something decadent about a long shower and defoliating one’s legs, and sipping a cold homemade iced tea afterwards, on a hot day.

A friend’s comment: “So, how many plants were growing on your legs?”

My reply: “There was an entire forest I cut down, but at least it wasn’t old growth.”

evil plans

June 14th, 2013

[Nurse friend] might find this funny: “The best thing about alcohol hand gel in the hospital isn’t the hygiene, it’s the way everyone walks around like they’re hatching some dastardly plan.” Seen somewhere, copied here.

mm, face-huggy goodness

June 13th, 2013


I pointed out this pretzel alien egg to a friend who once subjected me to Aliens, who promptly gave the post a thumbs-up.


winning through suffering

June 3rd, 2013

My favorite Cards Against Humanity play has to be the turn in which Andrew’s card read, “My relationship will be long-lived because of _____.” He knew which card was mine, and looked at me sardonically. “Really?” My card? “Women’s suffrage.” I won that round. LOL


June 3rd, 2013

Reasons why no one ever talks to me #92523:
Hroth: (Talking about SW:TOR) “My guild will be attempting an Operation.”
Me: “Just keep the tweezers away from the metal parts and you’ll be fine.”
Hroth: “…”


get me outta here

May 27th, 2013

Star Crossed Cat Lovahs

This is how I imagine Chris every Monday at work.

to all!

May 12th, 2013

Happy mother’s day to all the moms, the stepmoms, the grandmoms, the aunties, the biological moms, the foster moms, the adoptive moms, the dads who needed to step into the mom role, the volunteers who mentor children, the babysitters, the children who are taking care of their parents, and basically everyone else. *snickers*

anti-gravity cat

April 28th, 2013

One of my favorite things I ever did with Jarl was the day that kitty-daddy was out in the living room, watching bemusedly as Jarl amused himself clawing his way up the walls (true story). At one point, Jarl came down the hallway, to which I scooped him up, and held him on his side, and just poked his head around the corner. Soon enough, the cat meowed, to which kitty-daddy turned around, observed the cat hovering in mid-air, and asked, “What the…” I then poked my head around the corner, and then Jarl and I disappeared again around the corner, whilst dude killed himself laughing. Heehee.


April 21st, 2013

This household is so violent. Andrew and I tickled each other to death, and then we fought over who loved each other more, and then he made a joke to Chris who then stomped after him flinging pillows. *hides*